Erasing the Blanks

I’ve misplaced my glasses.

Today, I’ve run into two doors, put my shirt on inside-out, tripped over my cat, forgot to put a filter in my coffee pot while making coffee, nearly gotten run over by a car while mowing the lawn, and had to call my cell phone to figure out where it was. Twice.

The awkward moment when: you realize you need your glasses so you can find your glasses.